Note: "You're Too Nice" and "I'm Damaged Goods" are both code for "You're Too Good for [Him]." Himbos Aaaahh, those bulging muscles and rock-hard abs. Alas, all those hours spent pumping iron, and gazing at himself posing causally in storefront windows can leave you feeling like the third wheel in the relationship. Save yourself from loneliness and blank stares - the only person he's interested in having a long-term relationship with is himself. Admire from a distance, realize you deserve more, and skid-attle! |